Clubbing Package Pt.9. Boston Cruise & San Pacho (Ocean)

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Dipped right out of work at 4:30. Reached home at 5:00. Pet the kitty at 5:01. Left at 6:00. Stuck on the road for 50 minutes. Got off in the middle of the road and sprinted through the crossings into the dock.

Everything was streamlined, thanks to the shot I took before I left. I was counting time by feeling how it hit me and left me, and that’s when I quickly took another before I got on the cruise. I was going to hide it in my shoe, but figured I might as well just drink.

2 shots.

I really hate bad traffic!

Opener Set

There are fewer people here for San Pacho than for D.O.D. and Goldfish. I accidentally bought another drink. 3 shots. I was vibing with the opener DJ, a blonde who clearly loves what she was doing.

She played FISHER’s It’s a Killa, Toxic remix, The Real Skim Shady remix, Shake That remix, Say What remix. Then there entered a bass line that sounds like Stephanie, but was not Stephanie. She ended her set with Like I Like It by Mau P! No words. You go girl.

San Pacho, Latino House

There was San Pacho with a scarf around his neck, casually chewing gum on the stage, looking just like his Instagram ads. The crowd started surging.

He seamlessly transitioned from Like I Like It with his master work Born Funky. I call it Latino House because the horns are so seductive just like those Latino ladies.

It turns out those DJs all played something similar at some point.

Anaconda remix, SexyBack remix, Meet Her at the Love Parade, FLY remix...

3/3 cruise parties I went to, either the opener DJ or the main DJ played Messy remix. Idk somehow it’s just that popular…!

Goodies. When I listened to this track in Fisher’s OUT 2 LUNCH FESTIVAL DAY1 SET, I went nuts internally in the office. Hearing this being pumped out from gigantic speakers made me shiver. I was swaying randomly to the beats, and I’ve never felt better. That whistle-like lead line was so groovy, so tempting.

And, of course San Pacho is going to play his representative Horny…

Made Some Friends 1.0

The sun set into the ocean, and I got tired from all the office work and sleep deprivation. I was leaning against the fence and letting the cool wind totally mess my hair up. I started taking selfies just because.

A stranger guy asked me if I needed someone to help me take photos. Sure! Thank you so much.

Here is the photo he took.

And that is how I joined his little friend group and danced in a small circle like there was no one else in the room. He said if I like this type of music, I should go to the club called bsmnt. Been there done that. It was my first 21+ party in which I cried to go back to Brandeis! Good times.

His girlfriend said she likes my top — oof, SHEIN goods, iykyk. Fake black leather, tight on the waist. Showed some skin. 5 dollars.

Are you by yourself?

Yeah!

Yo yo, she is by herself! … Now come dance with us! We are friends now!

Excuse my dry description — I really don’t know how to tell the joy in words. There are no words. When you sync up with other people to the same track, the connection is real and magical. A girl passed me a pair of paper sunglasses… It was the kind of glasses that filter the world with a kaleidoscope. My head was spinning again. Not because of the 3 shots I had. It’s from the chaotic blend of that late evening, blinding lights, strangers’ friendship, fire bass, and all other people doing all sorts of shits. I was living in a real world that was slightly distorted on a Friday night, and I was so fortunate to get to perceive everything in its raw form by myself. Distancing from the shore once again put my head into a trance. San Pacho was still cooking, and thanks to the ocean waves, my hair was all over my face. I could barely see, so I just twerked.

The guy said — you can only join if u got good dance moves! So I just twerked, as in randomly moving in my drunk ass, and that passed the vibe check.

A tall girl said, you look so cute! I started blushing on the dark boat deck — No YOU look so cute! She said, you are so adorable… For some reason, they like seeing me dancing without any human-like manner. Woo-hoo alcohol!

They were passing vapes. I didn’t take any hit — W.

But when a girl pulled out a whole package of zyns and handed me one, I got it under my gum before I could think… But I didn’t feel anything. Luckily I didn’t feel anything.

Where are you from? China… Shanghai, China.

Baby Got Back

Of course San Pacho is going to play Baby Got Back. The guy said, the dance floor is yours! Is it mine? My last bit of sobriety made sure I was humble enough to leave the crowd center empty. But BABY GOT BACK?!?! Oh girl, shake that ass. So we were shaking our asses — Oh, my, god. Look at, her, butt.

It was that, followed by Sweet Dreams remix. San Pacho ended the set with Cash Out. I was shocked when he played that, because I was literally banging it for the last whole week. Man! I was dizzy again. I added one of the girls’ Instagram accounts, said goodbye to the friend group, and left the cruise.

I went on a walk that lasted until 2 am. Little did I know that the cruise is just a pregame. Stay tuned.😮‍💨

Gorgeous.

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Published 11 Jul 2025